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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:16

Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.