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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Whitesides says budget proposal shows the administration does not value NASA science - SpaceNews

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

‘Tyler Perry’s Straw’ Review: Taraji P. Henson Plays a Woman Well Past the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown - Variety

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

No go.

Cynthia Erivo Stuns in a Sculptural Beaded Corset at the Tony Awards 2025 - instyle.com

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Review: Live-Action Take Subtly Stretches The Original’s Wingspan - Deadline

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Ominous 'Chamaeleon' is hiding a stellar secret: Space photo of the week - Live Science

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Attachment anxiety might explain how early trauma shapes emotions during sexual disagreements - PsyPost

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Sex drug Viagra has surprising new health benefit and could help 3 million ageing Brits, say scientists - The US Sun

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.